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Re: read me im funny! by #51977 ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum

Date:   11/25/2005 12:20:37 PM ( 19 y ago)
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A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.

 

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