Date:   11/16/2005 9:56:43 AM ( 20 y ago)
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A reminder to all you husbands/boyfriends or potentials out there....

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".


The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

 

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