Tall dark and handsome by ewalinx ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum
Date: 6/9/2005 3:15:19 PM ( 19 y ago)
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A woman was in a bar enjoying a cocktail with her girlfirends after work when a tall, handsome man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The man noticed her stare and walked over to her. Before she could apologize for staring, he leaned over and whispered, "I'll do anything for $20 - absolutely anything...on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." he said
The woman considered this for a moment. Then, looking deeply into his eyes, she pressed a $20 bill into his hand. Slowly, meaningfully, she whispered "Clean My House"
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