CureZone   Log On   Join
 

12 Step Program for Cure Zone Addicts by Corey ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum

Date:   2/26/2005 4:20:41 PM ( 20 y ago)
Hits:   1,720
URL:   https://www.curezone.org/forums/fm.asp?i=425296

3 readers agree with this message.  Hide votes     What is this?

12 Step Program Of Recovery For Cure Zone Addicts


1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before logging on to CZ.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of CZ.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are CZ-deprived and/or not enlightened just yet.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via CZ or e-mail.

7) I will read a book... only if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can concentrate on CZ.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check to see what someone has posted.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy trying to keep up with CZ.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and Cure Zone will always be there tomorrow!

Now I gotta check the home page and see who has posted since I began this.

Corey

 

<< Return to the standard message view

fetched in 0.00 sec, referred by http://www.curezone.org/forums/fmp.asp?i=425296