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Actual (Unpublished) letters to Dear Abby by Durwood ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum

Date:   7/8/2004 3:35:21 AM ( 20 y ago)
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URL:   https://www.curezone.org/forums/fm.asp?i=424674

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall
from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These
two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a
man go into their apartment. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity,
bad language and violence on my VCR?
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Dear Abby: I have several livein boyfriends and there
is one I just never could trust. He cheats so much I'm
not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three year old, liberated
woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's
getting very expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband has been
fooling around, and when I confronted him with the
evidence, he denied everything and said it would never
happen again.
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Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why
would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home
turn against Catholics?
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Dear Abby: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've
seen it. Now, how do I get out?
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Dear Abby: My forty year old son has been paying a
psychiatrist $50 an hour, every week, for two and a
half years. He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby: I was married to Bill for three months and
I didn't know he drank until, one night, he came home
sober.
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Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I
gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get
pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
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Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short tempered. I
think she is going through her mental pause.
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Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a
doctor.

 

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