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Re: I never had a problem with evolution by #43216 ..... Evolution & Creationism Debate

Date:   4/5/2006 10:55:11 AM ( 18 y ago)
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I get my wisdom from a little bobbing-head gnome I have on my desk. Whenever I'm unsure of something, I set up my equipment to monitor his every movement, direction of "bounce", vibration, etc. Then I focus on the question and tap his little head. I then look at the pretty colors that the monitoring equipment puts on my screen and "intuit" the wisdom from that!

This is much better than the Bible for two reasons -- pretty colors and bouncing gnomes!

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Sorry, just having a little fun. :)

If I were to answer your question honestly, it would come across as being very egotistical and probably even "kooky", so the bouncing gnome stays!

Oh, and 2+2 only equals 4 in the realm of the intellect, the computational mind. In reality, 2+2=1. There may be many waves on the surface of the ocean, but they still equal only one ocean.

--James

 

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