Date:   2/7/2017 3:47:59 AM ( 7 y ago)
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Aha, so you are a heretic. Thought so. Reminds me of an old joke you myta seen:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Amazing - me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Unbelievable - me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879."

I said: "Absolutely incredible - me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879 Dispensational Premillennialist, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879 Amillennialist?" 

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879 Amillennialist."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off. 

 

Never said I wasn't interested in discussing. But let me guess. You believe it's only temporary?  

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