Date:   6/30/2016 2:11:35 PM ( 8 y ago)
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Woman goes to the doctor to complain that her husband doesn't touch her any more,"I know he loves me, but he hasn't touched me for months"

The doctor says that shouldn't be a problem, I'll give you a prescription for v1agra.

Woman: That won't work, he doesn't take any kind of pills. Not even aspirin.

Doctor: No problem, Put  one in his coffee, he won't even know it. Call me in a couple of weeks to let me know how its going.

Maybe 3 days go by, the woman calls and tells the doc. "Oh god it's horrible"

Doc asks her whats the problem?

woman: I did like you said, and all of a sudden my husband with one sweep of his arm clears the table of everything.

Then he starts tearing my clothes off, and takes me right there on the table.

Doc.: so what's the problem, wasn't the sex any good?

Woman:  The sex was the best I have had in 28 years, Oh my god!

Doc. Well if the sex was that good, what's the problem.

woman: Oh my God, it's horrible. "How will I ever show my face again in Starbucks"

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