Date:   11/21/2015 2:00:53 PM ( 9 y ago)
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If I squeeze my buns soon enough, I can ordinarily stop a fart.

I have found that pointing my toes slightly outward, gives me better pressure to stop a fart. I can point my toes slightly outward, and still keep walking, or keep climbing a ladder.

I am not sure what happens to the gas that was trying to get out, but the gas seems to dissipate in a minute or two, and the urge to fart passes.

Sometimes it seems I need to have a bowel movement, so if I feel a fart coming, I will try to arrange time to take a dump. Not always easy at work.

People use to make fun of my smells after I took a dump. So I finally figured out to take in a small can of air freshener spray. I spray for about 30 seconds, and spray toward the drains and waste basket, and around the door frame.

I am not looking to change my diet. I do eat soy products as part of a cholesterol lowering diet, to avoid eating meat for protein.

Sometimes I will get up at night, and go into the bathroom to discharge a fart. Sometimes I wake up in the night, and feel a fart escaping in my sleep. I can then try to stop the fart, half-way through.

I did not see any thread titles with the idea of squeezing to stop a fart. So maybe there are better squeezing ideas.

I do let some farts go when others have turned out to be too close. I need to assume people are around the next corner. Sometimes I expect a fart will be silent, but it turns out to be noisy.

One time I was alone in a stairway, and let one loose, but it was noisy. Just then a lady opened the door to enter the stair way, and she burst out laughing at me, as I turned red.


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