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My favorite doctor.................... by Corey ..... Jokes for Adults Forum

Date:   1/11/2014 3:25:11 PM ( 10 y ago)
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My Doctor is so bad:

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years.
Before he realized she was Chinese.

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these — If they don't work, give me a ring."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.
 

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