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Five Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded. "

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like engineers; Those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.....? are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded. "

The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like engineers; Those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.....?
 

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