It's so hot....................... by Corey ..... Just for fun...to lift you up!
Date: 7/24/2012 12:47:50 PM ( 9 years ago ago)
IT'S SO HOT .....the birds have to use potholders to pull
the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good
.....the temperature drops below 100 degrees and you feel a
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to
steer your car (one on each hand).
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at
.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up laying on pavement and cook to death"?
.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is
pull one out and add butter.
.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep
them from laying boiled eggs.
IT'S SO DRY in some places that the Baptists are starting to
baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying
for the wine to turn back into water!
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