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29,412 cubic inches of stones. by Michael B ..... Liver Flush Debate Forum

Date:   9/12/2011 1:01:27 PM ( 13 y ago)
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Warning: excessive laughter and/or headaches may arise.

First, some background from a highly respected poster's first 3 flushes:

Telman's stone count:

Flush 1:

1 stone bigger than 2cm
20 stones bigger than 1cm
40 stones pea sized

Flush 2:

1 stone bigger than 2 cm
13 stones bigger than 1.5 cm
24 stones bigger than 1 cm
34 stones of pea sized

Flush 3:

1 stone bigger than 3 cm
1 stone bigger than 2 cm
9 stones bigger than 1 cm
35 stones pea sized

Since we learn in 3rd grade that the Volume of a sphere is 4/3(Pi)(r^3), we get

Stone count volume from 3 flushes:

1 stone bigger than 3 cm
= 14cm^3

3 stones bigger than 2cm
= 3(4.19cm^3) = 12.57cm^3

13 stones bigger than 1.5 cm
= 13(1.77cm^3) = 23.01cm^3

53 stones bigger than 1cm
= 53(.52cm^3) = 27.56cm^3

109 stones pea sized
= 109(.125cm^3) = 13.66 cm^3

For a Total Volume of 90.8 cm^3 from 3 flushes.

Or about 30cm^3 of stones released per flush. Seems perfectly reasonable doesn't it? Now get ready... because your paradigm is about to be shattered:

"Now keeping all this in mind let's consider large the gallbladder would have to be for this story to be true.  Not even including the "sludge" and "gravel" he claims out the total size of the "stone" count would be over 125 centimeters or OVER 49 inches!!!  In other words there would be no room for a liver, pancreas, intestines, hearts, lungs, etc.  To hold that many REAL gallstones his gallbladder would have to be taking up all of his chest and abdominal cavity and then some!"

WHOA! Did I miss something?

"Again I love it when the LF supporters provide the proof to how bogus liver flushing really is.  And it is so entertaining to see how gullible they really are to fall for such nonsense stories!!!  Come on people use at least a little common sense.  You have me laughing so hard I think I am going to rupture my 49 inch gallbladder!"

Key words: entertaining, common sense, laughing 

" I know what volume is, but clearly you do not understand the concept so I am going to help you out. "

OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHA!!! Wait, it gets better!

"Now we have according to your ridiculous claims 49 inches of flat "stones" apparently.  Since we know that they are not flat we will have to calculate based on assumed sizes.  Now normally a real stone would have nearly the same length as height and width.  But to make you look less foolish let's assume the height and width is only half the length.  This would give us a total volume of 29,412.25 cubic inches.  (HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! Try not to die laughing!!!!) So you are trying to claim that 29,412.25 cubic inches of real gallstones can fit in to a gallbladder with a capacity of only 4 cubic inches!!!!  As you said: "Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa!!!"

Maybe some day the "liver flush" supporters will finally figure out how ridiculous they really are being!!!"

Wait!!! IT GETS BETTER!!!!

"the amount of gallstones this poster would have passed if they were real would exceed the entire volume of his chest and abdominal cavity by a long shot!!!! (90cm^3?) So again, unless he had no internal organs and hollow legs holding  all those stones those were not real gallstones, they were formed from the flush itself. (wow, using logic at last to disprove the liver flush!!!) Maybe you are gullible enough to believe that the liver and gallbladder are large enough to hold enough stones significantly larger than the volume of the chest and abdominal cavities combined, but that just shows that there is a suc*** born every minute. (Is he referring to the people that listen to him?) But for those with common sense (ahh that magical word again) and knowledge (You mean like math?) of how the body really works they realize how funny and ludicrous such claims really are!!!

Maybe this guy needs to do a liver flush? It may *double* his IQ from 90 to 29,412!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAHAHAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!

What would the liver flush debate forum be without this guy?


 

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