Date:   3/21/2011 4:18:35 PM ( 14 y ago)
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A little humor with a good moral.
 The Pastor's Ass
      
  
      The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
 It won.
  
      The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
 That he entered it in the Race
 Again, and it won again.
 
  
      The local paper read:
 

   PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
 
     The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
 Publicity that he ordered the
 Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
 
  
      The next day, the local paper headline
 Read:
 BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 
     This was too much for the bishop, so he
 Ordered the pastor to get
 Rid
 Of the donkey.
 
  
      The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
 Nearby convent.
  
      The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
 The following headline the next day:
 
 
 NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
 
 The bishop fainted.
  
      He informed the nun that she would have to
 Get rid of the donkey, so she
 Sold it to a farmer for $10.
 
      The next day the paper read:
  
      NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 
     This was too much for the bishop, so he
 Ordered the nun to buy back the
 Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
  
 The next day the headlines read:
 
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
 
     The bishop was buried the next day.
 
  
      The moral of the story is .. . . Being
 Concerned about public opinion can
 Bring you much grief and misery . Even shorten your
 Life.
 
  
      So be yourself and enjoy life.
 
  
      Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
 You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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