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Christmas songs for those among us... by HarmonicCharge ..... Jokes for Adults Forum

Date:   12/21/2010 11:00:29 PM ( 15 y ago)
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Christmas Songs

 

Do any of these songs sound familiar??

 

TOP TEN CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

 

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

 

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

 

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

 

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

 

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

 

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

 

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

 

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

 

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

 

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells...


 

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