Date:   10/19/2010 10:36:32 PM ( 15 y ago)
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A filthy rich Florida man decided that
he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck
in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.


At the height of the party, the host
said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a
million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in
the pool!


Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking
its rear! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising heck.


Finally Leroy strangled the gator and
let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.


Leroy then slowly climbed out of the
pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said
Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give
you something You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'

No thanks, I don't want it,' answered
Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on
giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a
Rolex and some stock options?'


Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the
sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'

 

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