Date:   12/25/2009 3:51:25 PM ( 15 y ago)
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Tiger Jokes

• Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!
• Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
• The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5."
• Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
• What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? She went clubbing
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
• Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
• Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name?: Cheetah
• Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
• Hello? Mister Woods, this is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.
• Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
• Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.

 

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