Date:   10/14/2009 4:52:37 AM ( 15 y ago)
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1. I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3. I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.
William - Ohio
4. What part of an ant loves to play tic tac toe? The X O skeleton.
William - Ohio
5. Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.
SF - Newtown, OH
6. What is a lumberjack's favorite month? Septimber!
Lindsay - Monroe, La
7. The violinist spent the night in a vile inn.
Jaypaul - India
8. A young corporal dislocated his arm during a battle but kept going. You could say he was shouldering on.
Jossy
9. When the butter melted, it was rendered useless.
10. Why didn't the little boy ask the flight attendant for a snack? He didn't have the nuts.

 

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