M.D.s opinions of financial bail out package by InCharge ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum
Date: 10/28/2008 8:55:36 PM ( 17 y ago)
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The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve,
and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to
wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the
matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
a**ho**s in Washington
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