Date:   6/12/2006 4:18:58 PM ( 18 y ago)
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When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase
a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature
and read it carefully.You will notice that in small print there is a
statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally tested" Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.

"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS"
 

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