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What to eat when all your food is poisoned (humor) by Dquixote1217 ..... Jokes Kids Friendly Forum

Date:   10/3/2007 1:06:08 AM ( 17 y ago)
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Can't eat Beef,


Mad cow....


 

  

Can't eat chicken, 


   
Bird flu



 

 

Can't eat eggs,


Salmonella



 

 

Can't eat pork,


Fears of trichinosis..
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Can't eat fish,


Heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat


 

 

Can't eat fruits and veggies,


Insecticides and herbicides



 

 

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!


Remember - - -

'STRESSED'

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DESSERTS '


 

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