I'll play too! I'm not degreed either, though I do sometimes charge people for my time (biofeedback), though none of them know me by the name I use here ;)
From my reading:
Fibrocystic Breast Disease
Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS)
Insulin Resistance
Senility (caused by lack of thyroid hormones)
Paranoia (caused by bromide overload)
Possibly POF (premature ovarian failure) caused by the ovaries being unable to pull in the necessary hormones.