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Jesus vs. Satan
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Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly
God was tired of hearing all the bickering.Finally fed up, God
said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going toset up a test that
will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the
better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
away.They moused .
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky,
thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off. Satan
stared at his blank screen and screamed every cursewords known in the
underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated!How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said: JESUS SAVES

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