In the middle of the night a burglar broke into a home, in the dark he was startled and shaken when he heard someone say "Jesus is watching you". Turning on his flashlight and looking around he spotted a parrot in a cage and just then it said again "Jesus is watching you". Relieved and angry the burglar said "shut up you stupid parrot!" He made his way further into the house muttering "stupid parrot" and as he turned a corner his flashlight lighted upon a huge, nasty looking Pit Bull dog. At that moment the parrot says, "sic 'em Jesus"!