The Dentist

There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth
pulled.

First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."

But the guy said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of
needles."

The dentist said, "OK, I'll get out the gas to put you to
sleep."

However the guy said, "Nope, I'm allergic to the gas."

So the dentist said, "Just a minute, I'll go look for something
else."

After a while he came back with a couple of pills.

The guy asked, "What kind of pills are those?"

The dentist said, "v1agra."

The guy said, "WHAT! Why these?"

The dentist said, "They won't help the pain, but they'll give
you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.

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