who has time to work?

WHO HAS TIME TO WORK?
 

Folks, show a little forbearance, please. I'll have you know that being a false prophet is really hard work.

Just think of all the effort that goes into watching out for all those 'signs of the times', pinning down that verse in the Apocalypse that has just been 'fulfilled before your very eyes', piecing together all those numerological and Gematriacal clues from the Bible that reveal ............. errr ........... almost any date you care to fixate on, watching all those YT vids made by other false prophets to see if they share your own delusions (they rarely do), posting your latest findings on various social media, making false promises that this will definitely be your last vid. coz the rapture is about to whisk you into the stratosphere, responding to all the frenzied excitement you have just generated in others who feel compelled to throw in their two penny worth ........., and, of course, not forgetting the energy expended on ignoring all those warnings in the Bible that expressly condemn all such activity!!

I mean, the list is almost endless. Who has time for work? No, your friendly local false prophet needs your support. They serve an important psycho-social function in testing the level of your credulity, so please give generously. And always remember, a false prophet is not just for Christmas.