Good man! That's what I like - someone who anticipates problems before they even arise.
Now I have another problem for him to solve. How on earth did Jesus manage to bind Satan with a key, chains and a bottomless pit (Rev. 20:1-2)?
It makes no sense to me. Physical restraints against a non-physical, spirit being? How does that work? Shirley, Satan would just walk free utterly bemused by such feeble attempts to restrain him?
Did Jesus miss a trick here? Did He miscalculate? Has the divine will been frustrated? What happened to that famed omnipotence?
If this is the best we have to offer against the forces of darkness, I start to despair for our future.