Sounds like Bell's Palsy of the gut. Lyme. you've got Lyme in your history on this planet and this is a result of. Go google it and you'll find a ton of info on it.
I have the same problem but not near as severe as yours is. I also get it in my throat when I am swallowing and it freezes up. Both of these are intermittent and depending on what is going on in my body...an infection or virus will trigger it and when I start feeling better things start moving again but then there are times nothing is going on and bam. Welcome to hell. Lyme.
So sorry you are experiencing this but I don't believe your troubles are from colonics. I just don't.