Sometime today I remembered a bit of last nights dream. In that dream I found a lot of dog turds seemingly hidden. One collection was in the guest bathroom which my son uses. The other was behind the sofa on the lanai. This room was being used by my daughter. She has since moved, but all her stuff remains.
We do have a dog. It was brought into the household by my daughter. It doesn't like to poop in the yard and so I walk it every day. If I don't,I find poop in MY bathroom.