lol i wouldnt worry about what i say too much. i speak to a broad audience and have many in mind when i write. if its personal i usually mention the person by name.
heres one that been bugging me lately. i grind my coffee every morning. the grinding creates static electricity. coffee will fly around when i remove the basket to dispense the grounds into the maker. that doesnt happen any more. this has been going on for months. wet, dry, hot, cold, it doesnt matter. the static electricity is gone. now where do you suppose it went to?