100% cured....yipppeeeee

Wow, got back from the doctors this morning and im cured.........For about 3 years ive had a fecal smell follow me about,not every day but a good part time following.At first friends would say "have you farted" id be like "no" laughing about it but I could also smell it,a definite light fart smell (no noise).This continued for maybe a year a few times a week,until one day at a friends everyone was "have you shit yourself" Id be like "have I fuk" then id get a whiff of what everyone was moaning about now and again.It was my shit coz I could smell the McD's id had the previous day,if you know what I mean,but I hadnt passed gas...The smell was emitting from me somehow,you all know the story this scenario continued up until now I bought £1000 worth of pills,numerous visits to Dr's for a fingering and cameras,tried eliminating beer,milk etc etc,Telling Dr's theres no pain but mucus when ever I have a BM.....Now Depression is kicking in but I wouldnt do ought to myself but im going to flip pretty soon and I reckon alot of people are going to feel my wrath...So you can imagine my elation at the Docs today when he used his 12+ years of knowledge gained in a great medical profession to sniff me and tell me Im paranoid,thank fuk thats all it is im just para,on a mad trip for the last 3 years PHEW we all need to shake our heads coz thats where the problem lies.....NHS Docs,i love em Tweet