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the other night i had three different dreams that gravity was suspended for a moment and everything floated up slightly

in the dream i was looking around to see if anyone else noticed this

some people did and some didn't

this morning i was lying in bed with my eyes shut and i felt the same sensation while i was awake

i don't know if i am about to have a stroke or i am having a shift premonition, but it got me to thinking

this is my hypothesis, prediction, and advice just in case:

when the dramatic portion of the pole shift occurs gravity will be suspended because it is the result of centrifugal force

in order to get through the event without completely losing your orientation and ending up somewhere you don't wish to be, you must artificially ground yourself for several days, until the spinning gets going good in another direction

you will also need to protect yourself from being squashed and pushed around by bigger things floating around ungrounded

you will need three air beds, ropes, tape, a little trail mix, a bucket with a lid, a toilet seat, some water, plastic bags, towels and wash clothes

that is it

buildings with slabs stuck in the ground are likely to stay in place like a tooth in a socket, hopefully

the thicker the slab and deeper it is in the ground, the more sewage lines to hold it in place, the more likely your house will not move

but some houses on thin slabs might jiggle loose

buildings up on blocks will levitate, but the pipes might act like leashes to keep them from floating too far away, or the pipes might break

you may want to crawl under your houses and reinforce them before the event

be prepared to turn off your water and electricity for a few days

anything not grounded will be free floating and could bump into you, but things won't be flying around fast

you will have to tie yourself to a tree so you don't end up really far from home, and barricade yourself with the blow up mattresses

plan to tie three air beds together and make a triangle around a tree that you are going to call home for a few days while the event occurs

attach a bucket with a lid and toilet seat in one corner of your triangle in case you need to poop, put the lid on it when you are done

eat very little until the shift is over so you won't have to open the bucket again

stay in your triangle with the bucket and don't worry too much about food and water because the shift is only going to take a few days

anybody can go a few days days without food and water, and you won't be getting much exercise while you are in there, so you won't need very much energy

the important thing is to stay grounded and keep yourself from getting squashed by things that are floating around

trees are your ally during a shift like this and a tree in the middle of a thicket or forest is the best spot to anchor

when you start feeling yourself floating around it is time to go camping with three blow up air mattresses, water, towels, plastic bags, trail mix, bucket with lid, and toilet seat

if I can already feeling the floating sensation coming, and we are still months away from the main event, there will be plenty of time to prepare for this

there will be so many floating sensation happening more and more frequently when the shift is about to occur you will know it is getting time to head for the woods

we may have to camp for a couple of weeks while waiting for the shift to occur at the exact moment it is supposed to

once gravity is suspended, get inside the triangle shelter for three days, that you made by tethering three blow up mattresses together in a triangle around a tree

tie yourself to the tree, so you can use the rope to pull yourself to shelter, in case the three day gravity less ordeal sneaks up on you

stay away from cars, park them far away from your camp site

floating cars are going to be the biggest problem during this event

once inside your shelter, you will need enough strength to push against any dense floating matter to protect yourself from getting squashed if there aren't enough surrounding trees to barricade you from things floating around

having a little trail mix in your pocket will help you keep your strength up, but don't eat too much or you will have to poop more than once while you are in there, and your shelter could get messy

you can tie a few bottles of water in one corner of the triangle with some towels, plastic bags, and wash rags

pee into a towel, put it in a bag, and tie it down

keep dirty towels in plastic bags and tie them down or pissy towels will be floating around everywhere

this shift won't be such a big deal for anyone who is prepared

in fact it will be fun unless you accidentally get splatted by some floating compost or poop

it might be a good idea to rig up a shower curtain or wear a rain suit

three days of weightlessness will add years to your life as it is centrifugal force that is aging people

just my humble guess

but those who have no plans for grounding themselves could wind up in another state or country or way out in the ocean

so get prepared now

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