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It's so hot.......................

Clarkia Parasites Cleanse
Hulda Clark Cleanse

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Published: 9 years ago

It's so hot.......................

IT'S SO HOT .....the birds have to use potholders to pull

the worms out of the ground.

.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.

.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of

distance. water comes from both taps. can make sun tea instantly. learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good

branding iron.

.....the temperature drops below 100 degrees and you feel a

little chilly. discover that in July it only takes two fingers to

steer your car (one on each hand). discover that you can get sunburned through your car

window. actually burn your hand opening the car door. break into a sweat the instant you step outside at

5:30 A.M.

.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is is, "What if I get

knocked out and end up laying on pavement and cook to death"? realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.

.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is

pull one out and add butter.

.....the cows are giving evaporated milk. are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep

them from laying boiled eggs.

IT'S SO DRY in some places that the Baptists are starting to

baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes,

the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying

for the wine to turn back into water!

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