A Chicago man was walking his dog. A man approached him. When the dog walker looked down at his dog, the man attacked him, slashing his throat with a 10-inch knife.
In Chicago, it is illegal to carry a gun. This man thinks the ban is in conflict with the Second Amendment.
City officials disagree. They think that legalizing guns would increase violent crime. It is far better to let innocent people get their throats slashed. I mean, how often does that happen?
So, the debate goes on. On the side of the city are all those who want to slash people’s throats. Knives are the weapon of choice. I mean, who ever heard of someone getting his throat slashed by a .357 snub-nosed magnum? On the other side are people who do not want their throats slashed.
In Chicago, it’s clear to city officials who has the better argument.