trust me on this, every cat is capable of filling a litter box in no time. that is prima face evidence of an ass if there ever was.
iodine makes everything work better. based upon my own experience and that of others, the specific benefits to athletics would be:
higher energy levels
more stamina
better reaction time
better muscle control
stronger muscles
the ability to build muscle faster
better concentration
athletes dont need steroids, they just need Iodine so that all of their hormones work better and recovery time is less due to better enzymatic action and higher sustained levels of energy are assisted by a more alkaline pH and increased oxygenation.
i am glad you enjoyed my little joke. but the things i said in this post are serious.