Announcement of Surrender

Fecal Suds Forces surrendered unconditionally on October 11, 2011. Hostilities in the Liver Flush Debate Forum ended officially at one minute past midnight, October 10, 2011. Yesterday morning at 2:41 a.m. at General Chin Lang Headquarters, General Liverplug, the representative of the Fecal Suds High Command, and Grand Admiral Melancholia, the designated head of the Fecal State, signed the act of unconditional surrender of all Fecal land, sea, air, and toilet forces in the Liver Flush Debate Forum to the Allied Stone Expulsionary Forces, and simultaneously to the Hepatocyte High Command. Liver congestion should not prevent us from celebrating today and tomorrow as Victory in Liver Flush Debate days. We may allow ourselves a brief period of rejoicing; but let us not forget for a moment the oil and lemons that lie ahead. Advance, Liver Flush Supporters! Long live the common bile duct! And may God save the Liver!
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