A guy walks by a bar

A guy walks by a bar and see's a sign in the window that says, "Piano Player Wanted". So he thinks to himself, "Shit I play the piano, and I need a gig". So he goes inside to apply.

He speaks to the manager and tells him, " I saw the sign in the window and would like to play at your fine establishment".

The manager say's, " Well come over to the piano and play me a few tunes so I can see what you got".

The guy sits down at the piano and plays one of the most beautiful pieces of music the manager has ever heard.

The manager say's " That's a beautiful piece, what's the name of it"?

"Oh that's an original" the pianist replies, " I wrote it myself. I call it," Suck My c**k you dirty whore".

The manager is surprised but keeps a straight face.

He asks him to play another tune to which the pianist plays another beautiful medley. The manager says's, "That's beautiful what is the name of that one"?

The pianist says," That's another original that I wrote, I call it," I'll f*** you up the ass".

The owner says, "Okay, I'll hire you under one condition, If someone asks you the name of one of your songs, PLEASE don't tell them".

And the pianist agrees.

That night he starts working and he's playing away on his piano and decides to take a bathroom break.

As he's coming out of the restroom a lady stops and asks him, "Do you know your fly is open and your dick is hangin out"?

To which he replies, " Do I know it? I f***in wrote that song"!
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