I strongly we suggest a 15% tax on massage parlors! Reason is some masseur's do not wear full rubber suits when giving massages!
THIS IS THE MAJOR CAUSE OF DISEASE TRANSFER!
It has been proven by the USA FDA!
Please listen to me, my name is Obama! Please excuse my arrogant American citizens. We politicians have been working day and night to quell this rebellion of independent thinkers. I understand I am nothing more than a dicktator (combine dick with potato = Obama!).
Anyway, I'm having fun with this thread. Anyone else want to have fun!