Thanks for laughing.

I drink a lot of kefir, maybe 3 cups a day. How about you? That seems like a great idea, activated charcoal used for detox, and chlorophyl may be too.

I wonder if Hv would think they're OK to use?

I am not a big fan of either. 

Charcoal also absorbs vitamins and minerals so I don't recommend it on a regular basis. It is great though for ingested poisons so for people who have kids it is something good to keep on hand.

Chlorophyll sold in stores is not true chlorophyll. The chlorophyll molecule is very unstable. So commercial chlorophyll replaces the magnesium molecule of real chlorophyll with copper-sodium to stabilize the molecule.