Re: Don't read this if BM posts gross you out :)

I'm not offended. I actually find poop quite fascinating. I mean it is such an indicator of health, that we should be concerned about its colour, consistency etc. The perfect poop i'm told is medium brown, and should be sausage shaped with no undigested bits and not really smelly and should float.

I think you should change your nickname to Spudlina. And we call potatoes spuds in England too.

I hope i didn't offend you by saying it sounded masculine. It just does to me, i'm not sure why. Tweet