OH MY GOD..people check this out

I have completed my first phase of specialized stool culture and...NEWS BREAK! I have discovered the "main parasite".
Pay attention to this because it could apply to everyone. This looks like a cross between PLANT and NEMATODE. I will present pictures later. It would explain why people are finding weird leggy things and jellyfish looking things and Tapeworm looking things.
They grow aggressively and there is no reference to them anywhere.
I truly believe that this may be a result of bio-gen experimentation gone wrong, or some newly evolve creature parasitic to man and likely animal.

I have just received certain microscopic stains, which I should have had a long time ago. They light up pathogens like X-mass tree lights. The stain I used for this latest discovery is Giemsa.
There's more. The bacteria coming from the masses that make-up the first stage of these things are huge amounts of coccus strains and there are protozoa developing in the background.
Since the growth medium has tetracycline Antibiotic in it, suggests that {these} are Antibiotic resistant.
They could grow large enough to be visible to naked eye. They grow in sections like tapeworm, and also look slightly like pinworm. They can also grow like a starfish.
There is no indication of internal organs, and some branch like plants.

I have often seen these things in routine stool samples, but dismissed them as "unknown" and likely plant matter, or artifact.

It would also explain the itchy scalp, I have grown similar structures in culture from scalp, but was left with no explaination as to how they would get there.
Another important note to make: I HAVE SEEN FIBEROUS STUCTURES EMERGE FROM MACROPHAGES.
This is some weird shit, and I am willing to suspect these are known in certain medical circles {likely research} and don't know how to treat it, and are probably working on it. Shroom Tweet