It slices, it dices, you can use it as a hair tonic, a deodorant, a foot massage, a douche, WHY, YOU CAN EVEN COOK WITH IT!!
BUT WAIT...there's more - we will throw in the OIL-O-MATIC - oil injector (a spoon) that ensures the right dosage without muss or fuss AND the OIL-BIB, perfect for those little accidents should you sneeze or drool ...
BUT WAIT for a slight additional cost, we'll ship the OILPET Manual to show you how to apply this wondorus application to any family pet. Includes muzzle harness to ensure that your pets mouth will stay firmly clamped for maximum effectiveness.
IMAGINE the good feeling that you will have knowing that your family (and pets) have been properly oiled every day, for a low low cost.
JUST $79.95 and also available in our 3 month easy pay!