Hi JMC,
Thanks for your post. I am not angry. I merely will not allow someone to be rude to me. A few posts from Wednesday evening were deleted by the moderator, so you may or may not know exactly what transpired.
Here are my thoughts:
a)Just because other members said ridiculous things on this board in the past doesn't mean that I will, or that I have. I do not take kindly to being prejudged although I realize that it's the unprovoked attackers' problem more than mine. I don't take it personally I simply don't care for it. I will work on this dislike of mine.
b)Burrough's specifically speaks about
The Master Cleanse as a weight reducing regimine.........and SO MUCH MORE. I am attempting to repair several on-going health ailments & yes I'd like to lose 15-20 pounds. I never knew I had to apologize for making such a radical confession. I never even said that I'd do it in 1 cleanse. The mc is not a magic bullet for anything. Not to detox the body & not for weight loss. Imho, I highly doubt that anyone fully detoxes from only 10 days. I am not saying that it isn't possible to fully cleanse if the person has been living a super healthy lifestyle but I even doubt it then due to enviromental factors. No one would condemn anyone who posted that they were mcing because they have cancer but say that you'd like to lose some weight & it's blasphemy.
c) This is my 3rd round of incomplete mc's. Today is day 9. I detest the taste of the salt water flush. That's right I hate it & I'm a newbie. I also don't like the taste of molasses very much but I manage to get it down. Cayenne & lemon/limeade I like very much. I don't even mix the molasses into the stuff I drink it unsweetened & I like just fine. Back to dislikes: I hate the way my mouth tastes & my breath smells. I cannot tolerate all the running to the toilet. I don't like my skin breaking out. I miss sushi, sake, cassoulet, a nice Rhone wine or perhaps one from Alsace, paella, Thai food, pink lady apples, celery, persimmmons, figs, pears, pomegranites, tahini, hummus, pita, olives, pickles, Jewish rye bread, Belgian chocolate & yes I too miss wasabi peas plus all those tastey little Japanese rice crackers wrapped in seaweed they are my favorite!!! I miss them!
d) I had to leave work early today (day 9) because I am having far too many elminations. I'm not very happy about the inopportune timing & my manager's disapproval of my sudden "illness". But unless I was going to opt for wearing an adult diaper, or a colostomy bag I had no choice. She is not someone who would understand mcing, or fasting of any kind so no, she does not know that I am mcing. I find mcing in the real world tough. Don't like it one bit. have yet to get all that energy so that I can go white water rafting, run 10 miles & bike up Mt. Everest. It amazes me that people can do such stuff on so few calories. Can
Science be wrong that we need to fuel & refule our bodies when doing strenous exercise. Hmmmmm.....I wonder??????
f) Although I have had some negative experiences on this board I am in no way discouraged, or feel that other experienced mcers have nothing valid to contribute. I am in no way judging the others by the negative actions of a few. I have never doubted, nor taken issue with all the experience, knowledge & wisdom of seasoned mcers, even those who attacked me.
g)I am NOT opposed to following the mc verbatim. I myself am following it strictly by the letter. Unless I am to be burned at the stake for drinking parsley tea rahter than mint, or the fact that I stopped swfing after I swelled up & chose to only drink the laxative herbal tea for 5 days I could not be following the mc any stricter. Oh & then there were the first 3 days where I only drank the lemon/lime aid cold. I know it was a crazy idea! But I did it anyway. If you notice I frequently advise buying the book as that is the only way to TRULY know that what you are being told, or what is posted on the web is the real deal. I HAVE NEVER ADVOCATED TO CHEAT WHILST MCING. NEVER EVER ONCE DID I SAY TO EVEN TAKE A P&B SHAKE AS I AM NOT SO SURE ABOUT DOING IT ON SUCH A STRICT FAST. YES I THOUGHT ABOUT BUT I'VE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH JOHNNY DEPP. GRANTED THE FANTASIES OF P& B SHAKES ARE FAR MORE REALISTIC BUT I STILL HAVE NEVER TAKEN THEM ON THIS PARTICULAR FAST. AND I NEVER TOLD OTHERS TO DO IT. I DID OFFER THE RECIPE BUT THE MEMBER REQUESTED IT. I ASSUMED THEY WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISION WITHOUT ANY ADMONISHMENTS FROM ME. I AM NOT INTO CENSURING OTHER ADULTS OR EVEN CHILDREN FOR THAT MATTER. ALTHOUGH I WILL KINDLY RECOMMEND ANOTHER FORUM IF THEY SOUND AS IF THEY ARE IN NEED OF IT.
H) I welcome others to defend themselves against anyone in real life or on-line when being disrespected. I believe that it's the only choice one has when being attacked. I am looking forward to October 10th.
I) I think it's great that you are working your own master cleanse program. My friend said that she read excerpts from a book which she thinks sounds oddly like
The Master Cleanse but it wasn't as strict. She cannot recall the name of the book. I wouldn't be surpised if we see a whole slew of programs with the original master cleanse as the seed of the "new" regimine.
Thanks for your post. I hope that you have happy chedder & Belgian beer dreams.
Take Care
PS ~ I didn't drink them often but I miss Belgian beer too! I love Delerium Nocturnum, Delerium Tremens, Chimay, Oooh & the one with the raspberry flavor??? Lindemans Frambois???
PSS ~ I'd also rather discuss writers I love Wilde, Henry James, Dickens, Georg Sand, Shelley, Byron & Keats.
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Hi JMC,
Thanks for your post. I am not angry. I merely will not allow someone to be rude to me. A few posts from Wednesday evening were deleted by the moderator, so you may or may not know exactly what transpired.
Here are my thoughts:
a)Just because other people said ridiculous things on the board doesn't mean that I am, or have. I do not take kindly to being prejudged although I realize that it's the unprovoked attackers problem more than mine. I don;t take it perosnally I simply don't care for it. I will work on this dislike of mine.
b)Burrough's specifically speaks about
The Master Cleanse as a weight reducing regimine.........and SO MUCH MORE. I am attempting to repair several on-going health ailments & yes I'd like to lose 15-20 pounds. I never knew I had to apologize for making such a radical confession. I never even said that I'd do it in 1 cleanse. The mc is not a magic bullet for anything. Not to detox the body & not for weight loss. Imho, I highly doubt that anyone fully detoxes from only 10 days. I am not saying that it isn't possible to fully cleanse if the person has been living a super healthy lifestyle but I even doubt it then due to enviromental factors. No one would condemn anyone who posted that they were mcing because they have cancer but say that you'd like to lose some weight & it's blasphemy.
c) This is my 3rd round of incomplete mc's. Today is day 9. I detest the taste of the salt water flush. That's right I hate it & I'm a newbie. I also don't like the taste of molasses very much but I manage to get it down. Cayenne & lemon/limeade I like very much. I don't even mix the molasses into the stuff I drink it unsweetened & I like just fine. Back to dislikes: I hate the way my mouth tastes & my breath smells. I cannot tolerate all the running to the toilet. I don't like my skin breaking out. I miss sushi, sake, cassoulet, a nice Rhone wine or perhaps one from Alsace, paella, Thai food, pink lady apples, celery, persimmmons, figs, pears, pomegranites, tahini, hummus, pita, olives, pickles, Jewish rye bread, Belgian chocolate & yes I too miss wasabi peas plus all those tastey little Japanese rice crackers wrapped in seaweed they are my favorite!!! I miss them!
d) I had to leave work early today (day 9) because I am having far too many elminations. I'm not very happy about the inopportune timing & my manager's disapproval of my sudden "illness". But unless I as going to opt for wearing an adult diaper, or a colostomy bag I had no choice. She is not someone who would understand mcing, or fasting of any kind so no, she does not know that I am mcing. I find mcing in the real world tough. Don't like it one bit. have yet to get all that energy so that I can go white water rafting, run 10 miles & bike up Mt. Everest. It amazes me that people can do such stuff on so few calories. Can
Science be wrong that we need to fuel & refule our bodies when doing strenous exercise. Hmmmmm.....I wonder??????
e) No one from what I have read, including myself, was ever rude, disrespectful or made disparaging remarks to any of the experienced master cleansers on this board. Yet, I myself have been subjected to sarcasm, rudeness & derogatory comments from a master master cleanser & a master master cleanser who is also a "moderator" from the get go. I use the word "moderator" loosely as his skills in that area are questionable.......in my opinion. Anyway, such actions are not very becoming of not just a gentleman but definitely not of a master master cleanser, or a master mc moderator. If I desired to be humiliated to the point of possible sabotage, I have my family & friends who do that perfectly well, thank you very much. I ignored their rudeness for a time as I believe it reflects more poorly on them then on me. But I let it go long enough. I feel that just as it is their freedom to attack me without just cause it is also my justifiable right to defend myself against such people.
f) Although I have had some negative experiences on this board I am in no way discouraged, or feel that other experienced mcers have nothing valid to contribute. I am in no way judging the others by the negative actions of a few. I have never doubted, nor taken issue with all the experience, knowledge & wisdom of seasoned mcers, even those who attacked me.
g)I am NOT opposed to following the mc verbatim. I myself am following it strictly by the letter. Unless I am to be burned at the stake for drinking parsley tea rahter than mint, or the fact that I stopped swfing after I swelled up & chose to only drink the laxative herbal tea for 5 days I could not be following the mc any stricter. Oh & then there were the first 3 days where I only drank the lemon/lime aid cold. I know it was a crazy idea! But I did it anyway. If you notice I frequently advise buying the book as that is the only way to TRULY know that what you are being told, or what is posted on the web is the real deal. I HAVE NEVER ADVOCATED TO CHEAT WHILST MCING. NEVER EVER ONCE DID I SAY TO EVEN TAKE A P&B SHAKE AS I AM NOT SO SURE ABOUT DOING IT ON SUCH A STRICT FAST. YES I THOUGHT ABOUT BUT I'VE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH JOHNNY DEPP. GRANTED THE FANTASIES OF P& B SHAKES ARE FAR MORE REALISTIC BUT I STILL HAVE NEVER TAKEN THEM ON THIS PARTICULAR FAST. AND I NEVER TOLD OTHERS TO DO IT. I DID OFFER THE RECIPE BUT THE MEMBER REQUESTED IT. I ASSUMED THEY WERE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISION WITHOUT ANY ADMONISHMENTS FROM ME. I AM NOT INTO CENSURING OTHER ADULTS OR EVEN CHILDREN FOR THAT MATTER. ALTHOUGH I WILL KINDLY RECOMMEND ANOTHER FORUM IF THEY SOUND AS IF THEY ARE IN NEED OF IT.
H) I welcome others to defend themselves against anyone in real life or on-line when being disrespected. I believe that it's the only choice one has when being attacked. I am looking forward to October 10th.
I) I think it's great that you are working your own master cleanse program. My friend said that she read excerpts from a book which she thinks sounds oddly like the master cleanse but it wasn't as strict. She cannot recall the name of the book. I wouldn't be surpised if we see a whole slew of programs with the original master cleanse as the seed of the "new" regimine.
Thanks for your post. I hope that you have happy chedder & Belgian beer dreams.
Take Care
PS ~ I didn't drink them often but I miss Belgian beer too! I love Delerium Nocturnum, Delerium Tremens, Chimay, Oooh & the one with the raspberry flavor??? Lindemans Frambois???
PSS ~ I'd also rather discuss writers I love Wilde, Henry James, Dickens, Georg Sand, Shelley, Byron & Keats.