From the Grouch Marx hosted TV show "You Bet Your Life":
Groucho: So, you got any kids?
Female Contestant: Yes, Groucho, I have nineteen children.
Groucho: Why do you have so many children? That's a big responsibility and a big burden!
Female Contestant: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.