Top Ten Signs that You're Almost Stone Free:


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1. You wake up wondering if you flushed last night.
2. You wake up after flushing, see the for Drizzling Only Extra Extra-Virgin Olive-Oil bottle and crave more.
3. Your stones no longer are covered in tan chaff.
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5. You look forward to the largest stone making the grand finale.
6. You look forward to finding the lovely heart shaped stone in the bunch.
7. You no longer have pain in the lower back, upper back or souls of the feet after flushing.
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