Morning happenings from Day Two - finally, the dominating bowell movement.

Date:   6/8/2006 9:32:44 AM ( 18 y ago)

5:25am - Woke up and started to mix my Salt Water Flush.

5:28am - Before I could get the sea salt disloved, its POTTY TIME!
Decent BM, nothing to brag about though. I know there is massive explosion in this gut. Its bound to come out sometime.

5:55am - Despite already having a decent BM, I decide to drink the SWF anyway. I mixed more sea salt this time, hope it works. I slam it home.

7:05am - Leave for work, somewhat worried about having an emergency in my car, I have serious rumblings.

8:00am - Drink first cup of Lemonade.

8:23am - Oh yeah, here it is. Time to release some matter. Your standard toilet is ill-equipped to handle what I just produced. 3 flushes to make it all disappear.

9:25am - OK, I think I am done with pooping for the time being. On and off the toilet for an hour. This is what I had been waiting for. I feel great now. I am starting to beleive the hype about this cleanse. After having this massive BM, my lower back pain feels much better. Coincidence?? I don't care. I feel better.

Here is another thing, I don't know if its the cleanse or the fact I haven't been smoking, but my sense of smell is almost like a new found supernatural power. Standing in my kitchen this morning, I could smell the cake mixes and brownie mixes from the pantry. When I walked into work today I could smell the coffee brewing on the other side of the building. Amazing. I like it.

Oh yeah, I weighed myself this morning. 206.5 lbs (-2.5)
That's insane for one day.


 

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