Sometimes we have to let our wild side out to play...
Date: 4/18/2006 7:20:49 PM ( 19 y ago)
Have you ever noticed how much sexier things sound when they're said in a foreign language? Given that fact, you could probably seduce somebody just by whispering the ingredients of a croque-monsieur in their ear -- provided they don't know their jambon from their fromage.
But if you really want to sound impressive, you'll want to be able to do more than just recite a grocery list. You'll want words filled with amor, fuego, and passione. And we're here to help.
We've translated some essential phrases into the most fantastically sexy and romantic languages we could find. And then we also translated them into Hungarian. Why? Because the founder of our company is Hungarian and offered to translate. Besides, you never know when you might be in Budapest and find your soulmate.
So read up, and soon you too will be speaking the international language of love.
When You Want To Start a Conversation
Say you're in a bar in Milan. You see someone attractive across the room. Start with one of these. Of course, when they start speaking to you fluently in Italian, you're on your own.
Hello, beautiful (or handsome). Can I buy you a drink?
Would you like to dance with me?
Has anyone ever told you you look like ______.
When You Need a Handy Pick-Up Line
Let's be honest: glib pick-up lines sound cheesy in English. But hey, you never know. They might sound fabulous when uttered in a romance language-especially if the recipient doesn't know what you're saying.
Come here often?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Kiss me, I speak ________. (The "_______," of course, being whatever language you happen to be speaking).
When You Want To Express Your Affection
These sweet nothings are definitely not first-date material. When you're a little further along in your relationship, however, you may use them with abandon to make your partner swoon.
I love you.
You're my soulmate.
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Do you know what a pre-nuptial agreement is?
When You're Not Afraid of Getting Slapped
Okay, so nobody really slaps anymore. But these bon mots will leave little doubt of your intentions. Use them wisely.
I'd sure like to see you naked!
Your place or mine?
There's a party in my pants and you're invited!
When It's Time To Get Down To Business
Okay. So it's time. You've gotten past all the formalities and it's just the two of you. (Or three, whatever). This is where the real seduction begins.
I want you (desperately). "Desperately" is optional; use as needed to indicate urgence).
Make love to me.
Of course I brought condoms!
When It's Time To Put Your Clothes Back On.
No more awkward moments when the fun is over and it's time to go home! Now you'll know the perfect thing to say for the perfect end to a romantic evening.
That was amazing. Will you please untie me now?
Would you mind handing me that towel?
So, same time tomorrow?
So there you have it. You should be so well versed in foreign seduction that you could run your own United Nations of love. So get out there, make some new friends and do your part for world peace!
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