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kinda cute ..felt covered marbles...precious...

Date:   1/8/2006 7:22:44 PM ( 18 y ago)

This is why clear communication is so important!

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy giggles and breaks into hysterics when its stomach is touched.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.

The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Human Resource Manager s door. The Supervisor throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Human Resource Manager decides she should see t his for herself so the two of them march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two watch in amazement as Lena cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Human Resource Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of uncontrollable hilarity she pulls herself together and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," she says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...........

Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."


 

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