Like a natural born woman....

Date:   1/8/2006 7:19:45 PM ( 18 y ago)

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one Wing is
struck by
lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands
up in the
front of the plane. "I'm too Young to die," she wails. Then she
yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last Minutes on earth to be
memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me Feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril. They
all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of The
plane.

Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
very
handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts
to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No
one moves.
He removes his shirt Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps . .
He
whispers . .

"Iron this. Then get me a beer."



 

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