Here are the experts and the truth tellers

Date:   11/22/2005 2:48:23 PM ( 19 y ago)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>
> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming.
> -- Alan, age 10
>
> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> you're stuck with.
> -- Kirsten, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> then.
> -- Camille, age 10
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> the same kids.
> - Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE
> IN COMMON?
>
> (1) Both don't wa nt any more kids.
> -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> -- Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> (1) When they're rich.
> -- Pam, age 7
>
> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> want to mess with that.
> -- Curt, age 7
>
> (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> -- Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> (1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
> need someone to clean up after them.
> -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
> And the # 1 Favorite is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
> truck.
> -- Ricky, age 10


 

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